Disorder In Court by Stewart Auty

The approximate running time of this play is 45 minutes.

Here come de judge … here come de judge … who’s up in court? Well, Goldilocks is being accused of breaking and entering by the Three Bears (cue the song “Daddy Cool” – get the flavour of the piece now?). Baby Bear, who is a right little madam, says she comes from a broken home (except she was the one who broke it), so call Inspector Claude Clueless who has evidence to show that Mummy Bear’s been inflicting grievous bodily harm with her porridge. There’s a private detective called Minnie the Moocher, evidence from the Three Little Pigs, the Big Bad Wolf and Red Riding Hood … don’t ask us to explain any more, it’s just too off the wall!